t'was the night before christmas and all through the land nothing was moving but something was planned.

behind their leader the forces were ready, all holding their weapons with a hand quite steady.

they moved out with their boots all strung, their hearts were beating and as they held their tongue.

Their leaders knew what they had on their hands, the very war might lie on their plans

In front of them they heard quite a clatter. one brave lemur sprung to see what the matter.

Over the hill he flew like a flash. he tripped at the top went down with a bash.

That's when the communist llamas began to slow. they turned and saw the moons glow.

Up his spine went a chill. Then the lemur through him self down the hill.

when he looked back what would appear? but only one llama that was looking at him and holding a sphere.

the llama saw the lemur and became so quick. he yelled out to his comrades making a click

soon all the llamas came, and yelled out his name.

he pointed where the lemur had been, they charged up the hill they would soon collect the lemur's skin.

at this point one might have expect a brawl, both teams giving it their all

but the lemur's commander was a clever guy, and had the lemurs run toward the rye.

yet a lemur does not give up so quick, he had an idea, a wonderful trick.

a pencil and paper the plans he drew. the lemurs new plan would surely go through.

lose the llamas in a field of bricks, with only a few simple tricks.

While confused and lost the llamas were. the lemurs would quickly refer.

To atlantis the lemurs would go. and give those llamas what's been coming for them since long ago.

it was perfect, and the communist llama base would never detect.

Until it was to late, and the llamas realize that they went for the bait.

the lemurs plan went right along, until suddenly something went wrong.

The lemurs ran into a stag, pulling a sled with a fatman holding a bag.

all the lemurs suddenly went up with a cheer, that was no stag for it was a reindeer.

the lemurs smiled with glee. for santa would soon give them gifts to put under their tree.

the lemurs couldn't fight today not against the llamas, so they went and took a trip to the capital of the bahamas.

When they got there, they were in for quite a shock. the llamas were there right on the same dock.

while the llamas also ran into ol' st. nick, and he told them to get over here right striaght quick

They would have fought right then and there but the commanders didn't realize the forces did not care.

The battle had to be postphoned. as some of the forces were getting stoned.

there was a wonderful party, and a feast very hearty.

and the end of the day, they knew they had to go their each had to go their seperate way.

They could never tell anyone about their new friends. for them it would mean the ends.

though they had great fun while they drank champagne. they would pray they would never meet again.

There it was the secret vow, one that most would never allow.

Thus the next day continued the war, friends the llamas and lemurs never more.

*sorry for the delay all you readers that don't exist*


So after the declaration of war there was about a month where no one cared the least bit. Until the evil king of the llamas became angry and demanded that this fragment was returned. the evil king sent llama bombing planes to maddagascar. Fortunatly Adoy was prepared for such an attack, he put a giant umbrella above the lemur's base to protect them from the llama spit bombs, the defense was a success. The attack on maddagscar was to much for Adoy he had to retaliate, the blue lemur forces quickly jumped towards Atlantis when they discovered they couldn't swim. the barrier around Atlantis was lifted and the city brought to the surface, the evil king declared that if any lemur trys to come across the water his warriors will destroy the blue lemur forces, Over the corse of a 3 hour speech, adoy said the same thing. This stand off lasted for 20 years......

Since the city of Atlantis sunk and chuck the king died, the blue lemurs and the llamas have become enemies. The location of Atlantis was discovered but no one was allowed there because of the new king's rulings. A lone adventurer known as starkey was searching for star fragments for his space ship so that he could return home, when he accidently stumbled into Atlantis and found on these star fragments. The llamas would not hear of this though. Starkey grabbed the star fragment and ran away. The llamas chased him as the star fragment had become a strong religious symbol for the llamas. Starkey eventually found his way to Maddagascar where Adouy gladly helped Starkey and declared war on the llamas. For Starkey once saved Adouy's life but Adouy had no idea of the trouble that he had just gotten himself into......

Every so often i'm gonna make a little off topic comment on here that doesn't apply to the war of 1912.


Heard this today from a friend when we were talking about that yachoveadkla smirnoff guy or what ever it's spelled


In america you watch tv!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA WE KILL BABY WITH CROWBAR.
IT JOKE YOU GET!!

okay yes, it's sick, DEAL WITH IT

There were two main sides at the start of this war, first the communist llamas who lived in a city about 250 Kilometers west of the coast of Spain. This city was known as Atlantis. Their leader was the great king Chuck. Chuck was a powerful king and loved by all of his subjects. The year 1903 has been known as the year that Atlantis fell. That year King Chuck came down with a horrible illness and being in his later ages died shortly after.
After the death of the great king the land broke out into war over who would become the next to take the throne for Chuck had no direct heir to the throne. Soon another llama was becoming increasingly powerful using his military force to slowly conquer Atlantis and unite it under him. This llama was known as Rex Diabolorum or King of Demons. His eyes glowed red, and his fur was black. Rex was a llama competely consumed by the llamas demonic beginnings. Rex eventually took power and seculded Atlantis from the rest of the world by erecting a demonic barrier around the city and sinking it to the bottom of the ocean.
The other side of this war is the blue lemurs. The blue lemurs were lead by Adouy the blue lemur. he was always a good friend of Chuck the llama king and was very concerned about these new devlopments. Adouy sent a search force to locate the lost city but none of them found anything. Adouy continued to lead his people to greatness. The land of maddagascar was becoming increasingly powerful with wonderful military and econmic advances. It all seemed perfect, little did the blue lemurs know, they were on the edge of war.