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the lemur before christmas

Fri Dec 30, 2005, 11:40 PM
t'was the night before christmas and all through the land nothing was moving but something was planned.

behind their leader the forces were ready, all holding their weapons with a hand quite steady.

they moved out with their boots all strung, their hearts were beating and as they held their tongue.

Their leaders knew what they had on their hands, the very war might lie on their plans

In front of them they heard quite a clatter. one brave lemur sprung to see what the matter.

Over the hill he flew like a flash. he tripped at the top went down with a bash.

That's when the communist llamas began to slow. they turned and saw the moons glow.

Up his spine went a chill. Then the lemur through him self down the hill.

when he looked back what would appear? but only one llama that was looking at him and holding a sphere.

the llama saw the lemur and became so quick. he yelled out to his comrades making a click

soon all the llamas came, and yelled out his name.

he pointed where the lemur had been, they charged up the hill they would soon collect the lemur's skin.

at this point one might have expect a brawl, both teams giving it their all

but the lemur's commander was a clever guy, and had the lemurs run toward the rye.

yet a lemur does not give up so quick, he had an idea, a wonderful trick.

a pencil and paper the plans he drew. the lemurs new plan would surely go through.

lose the llamas in a field of bricks, with only a few simple tricks.

While confused and lost the llamas were. the lemurs would quickly refer.

To atlantis the lemurs would go. and give those llamas what's been coming for them since long ago.

it was perfect, and the communist llama base would never detect.

Until it was to late, and the llamas realize that they went for the bait.

the lemurs plan went right along, until suddenly something went wrong.

The lemurs ran into a stag, pulling a sled with a fatman holding a bag.

all the lemurs suddenly went up with a cheer, that was no stag for it was a reindeer.

the lemurs smiled with glee. for santa would soon give them gifts to put under their tree.

the lemurs couldn't fight today not against the llamas, so they went and took a trip to the capital of the bahamas.

When they got there, they were in for quite a shock. the llamas were there right on the same dock.

while the llamas also ran into ol' st. nick, and he told them to get over here right striaght quick

They would have fought right then and there but the commanders didn't realize the forces did not care.

The battle had to be postphoned. as some of the forces were getting stoned.

there was a wonderful party, and a feast very hearty.

and the end of the day, they knew they had to go their each had to go their seperate way.

They could never tell anyone about their new friends. for them it would mean the ends.

though they had great fun while they drank champagne. they would pray they would never meet again.

There it was the secret vow, one that most would never allow.

Thus the next day continued the war, friends the llamas and lemurs never more.

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